Friday, May 30, 2008

What's so civil about war anyway?

I heard the song "Civil War" by Guns N' Roses on the radio today. It's funny that these lyrics could easily be from an Aus Rotten song. These guys are idiots.

My hands are tied
The billions shift from side to side
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars

I like to imagine Axl singing something a little more like Lil' John:

My shit is tight
Got my jersey on, got my dreadlocks long
Layin' tracks all night, we do it right
Snortin' yayo all day is outta sight
Fans are hypnotized, starz in their eyez
Slash rips that shit while I tantalize
You're gonna die, you filthy slime
My serpentine will crush your skinny throat

Maybe that version will be on Chinese Democracy when it comes out in the year never.

1 comment:

tornado bait said...

the year never is going to be my year dawg.