Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Old Man...You're so weak...
As I was writhing around in bed this morning, I had a thought. Houses should have horns. Car horns. Something I can just lay on. Maybe not. I just want to be able to do something about the kids who wake up at 7am and just start running wild in the streets like some kinda god damn magic show when all I wanna do is sleep off these 8 beers and go to work in a couple hours. Wow, I am totally an old man. But, seriously, if I could install some kind of gigantic megaphone on the front of my house so I could yell at kids to get off my lawn I'd probably be pretty happy with myself.
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well at least your neighbor doesn't blast hippie music into your window until 4 am.
The dude sits in his backyard, smokes weed, and has that shit going all night.
but other than that he's pretty chill.
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