Monday, May 26, 2008

I hate. I die.

Apparently I need to be banned from the internet because everything I type on here seems to piss someone off. I'd get mad at myself, but then I think you'd have to be crazy to take anything seriously around here. There's a guy eating a giant cheeseburger up there. Come on. My life is a horrible dick joke. Don't you get it?

The Fitzner's Memorial Day bbq was great, Alex and I saw Indiana Jones today, and I am now completely SPENT in the cash department. There is no reason for this selfish, boring, vapid post other than to let you know that I am still alive.

Joy and I have decided to just be friends. You should join us in this friendly conquest.

Mookie is coming back wednesday and bringing Baxter to sleep on my couch?! Major rager on the four-string motherfucker.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats a good reason. we like knowing that.

Clare said...

about that cheeseburger man up there... did i ever tell you that i walked by a restaurant/bar and there was a giant sign with THAT EXACT PICTURE and it said like "hungry? eat here! cheeseburgers." surrounding the man...

do you think thats where he started his career?

i took a picture of it on my cell phone, but i dont think i can send that to you.

tornado bait said...

I'M SO JEALOUS! HAVE FUN!!!!