doctor said i need a backiotamy

my morning has been like an episode of the drew carey show or something equally retarded. i woke up to snow everywhere. i thought i might not have to go into work but alas, the work week waits not for the weak or some skinhead bullshit. so basically, i had to go in. i take 3 highways to work, so in the snow that meant my morning commute was doubled time-wize. so i go really slow and i'm really careful and i make it down into KCK without any problems. i make it into my parking lot, park successfully (i'm absolutely the only person around for like 40 square miles), stop my car, get out and WHOOPSIE DAISY! turns out boots+snow+getting out of a car= me splayed out on my back in the middle of this parking lot doing my best jesus christ pose. if you haven't been keeping up, my back is TERRIBLE. this one muscle in the middle of my back has been giving me so much shit. it's like richard pryor running a marathon and then he gets that pain in his side that's like "hello, i'll be fucking with you for the duration of this marathon, don't try to resist." all pain hurts so much more in the winter. fuck this shit.