Hot today. Hot yesterday. Heat like this'll make a man go loopy. You know...get all screwy. Start thinkin' about hobbits and viking funerals and mayonnaise and shit. Then you're writhing around on the floor running in circles and you think about how running in circles on the floor like that should be an Olympic event of some kind. Then the sweat worms slither out from under the fridge and start gelling all over you with their slimy mucky goo. That shit contains some kinda acid that begins to boil your your skin, muscles and internal organs. Then when you're nothing but mush and bones the worms slither away and the reaper arrives to throw your remains into his BONE CART.
It gets hot in the warehouse. It's only gettin' hotter. See you on the other side.
(p.s. - best 4th of july ever.)
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