quoth the hetfield: "fuckin' a, right!

can't stop listening to beatallica. i know they're silly and all, but when i find a good novelty musical act i HOLD ON TO IT. then i play it repeatedly to people who don't think it's as funny as i do or who aren't as high as i was when i first heard it. you know when you're all excited for someone else to experience something and then they seem all unimpressed? like they're actually gonna feel exactly like you did. pssh. anyway, get drunk and sing beatallica, it's awesome.
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Hey, dude - it s true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Remember! That metal is in your heart
Then you can start to be a fretter

Hey, dude - don t be fuckin fraid
You were made to go be a shredder
The minute you let us under your skin
Then you ll begin to be a fretter

So crank your amp and deal the pain
Hey, dude - you re fuckin insane!
The rivers run red with blood of posers
And don t you know that he s the fool
Who plays it cool
But needs for his beer to be much colder

Hey, dude - never turn it down!
You must pound her, I mean Kip Winger
New wave of British heavy metal is in your heart
And you can start with Diamond Header s

So let it out! Let it in!
Hey, dude, begin
Don t wait for the Eye of the Beholder
You ll never know when bells toll for you
Hey, dude, you ll do
Just sling that flying-V cross your shoulder

Hey, dude - it s true not sad
Take a thrash song and make it better
Admit it! Metallica s under your skin!
So now begin to be a shredder
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fast forward button, please. hopefully today won't be too dumb, because tonight is gonna SLAY! then i got more work saturday. i might ralph all over some volunteers' ice.

snowing in k.c. i gotta get the hell outta here!