i really feel like things are coming along quite nicely here at blood pile. i'm at work right now. not much to say i guess. last night i hung out with THE PUNX who recently returned from tour. hilarious stories of their debauchery were abound! also, that kicks ass.
i've locked my keys in my car twice in the past TWO days. once while it was running. good job, guy.
in other news, some identical twins who were separated at birth found each other, got married, and THEN figured out they were siblings! WHAT IN THE WORLD?! how do you fuck yourself forever and not notice?! IDENTICAL. "damn, that chick's got it goin on. oh wait, this is a mirror. fuck. hey- now, that chick's got it goin on'..." it's your sister, dude. if you had known her as a child she probably would have kicked you in the nuts.
my sister and i went down to 18th and vine with my dad last night to watch this guy play piano at the musician's mutual fund. he had a bass player with him who was the best stand-up player i've ever SEEN. the piano player had a nat king cole thing goin' on. smooth as baby nuts. the quiet, relaxed atmosphere was not helped at all by my 71-year-old father screaming at us, "HE'S PRETTY GOOD AT PIANO!!" the guy was like, literally 5 feet from us.
no idea what's goin' on tonight but i'll probably be sippin' whiskey somewheres and singin' the freedom song. it doesn't matter what you do to me.
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wait... were the twins a boy and a girl?!?! i'm so confused.
CRAZY! see ya.
ps: i'm getting tatted on tuesday...
was the bass player from kansas city? was his name gerald spates? because i hear that guy is really good. don't lose your shit!
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